A Simple Guide to Salads

Alternative title: One Salad to Rule Them All.

Today, ladies and gentlemen, let’s talk about the green.

My immense affection for the Sissonian Big Ass Salad is no secret around these parts, to be sure, but I still haven’t spoken much about my favorite Paleo lunch here on the blog. That’s a shame. And that’s something I’d like to fix, today, with a guide so practical that you frankly never knew you needed in the first place.

See, the Big Ass Salad doesn’t ask for much. It needs a bowl. It also needs a fork. What you decide to put in the former and later eat with the latter is where the magic hides, however, and also where so many healthy-eating newbies – those otherwise unaccustomed to including some leafy greens in their daily diet – tend to stumble.

How to get more vegetables, you ask?

Read on.

The Wallet Work

Let’s go shopping.

If your local grocery is anything like mine, you’ll soon come to a few pause-worthy realizations:

  1. Organic produce is expensive.
  2. And what’s the real difference, right? Why not just buy the normal stuff?

Let me stress, firstly, that this is normal. Let me assert, secondly, that there is a difference. And let me finish, lastly, with one of my favorite statements: don’t let perfect be the enemy of good.

If you can afford organic produce, please shell out for it. If the difference between organic and regular is enough to make or break your Big Ass Salad, then I’m going to kindly suggest you snag what organic produce you can and fill the rest of your cart with the normal stuff. Is this ideal? Nope. Is this a deal-breaker? Not at all. Until you can spring for the local, organic greenery, however, there’s no need to nix salads from your diet entirely.

And again – if you’re new to this “daily vegetable” concept, a Big Ass Salad might be your best chance yet of starting.

I tend to go for a wide mix with my produce. On any given shopping trip, you’re likely to see the following items in my cart:

  • Spinach
  • Arugula / Butter Leaf / random other lettuce
  • Whole mushrooms
  • Zucchini
  • Carrots (sometimes the pre-shredded variety when I’m feeling lazy)
  • Olives (the black canned variety, provided the ingredients check out)
  • Radishes
  • Banana pepper rings
  • Bell peppers of assorted colors: red and green mostly, with orange and yellow on occasion
  • Red or white onion
  • A jar of salsa
  • Olive oil or balsamic vinegar, should I need them
  • A few lemons
  • A small pack of blueberries (frozen works just fine)
  • A few cans of tuna (packed only in water)
  • Bacon (always bacon)

That’s the brunt of it. At my local grocer, at least, none of the above run me a significant amount of coin, and the lot of them – as you’ll soon see – can easily last me throughout the week.

The Prep Work

Do yourself a favor and do your veggie shopping on the weekend.

Why? You have the opportunity, then, to head straight home and break out the knives. Take twenty minutes (preferably away from your televion set!) to slice, dice, and make all of your salad ingredients as bite-sized and manageable as possible, and then store them in whichever BPA-free containers you have handy. A half an hour of work on the weekends, needless to say, pays off an incredible amount during what might be a busy work week.

Imagine being able to pop up (without an alarm!) out of bed, throw on your clothes, and crack the refrigerator door for five or ten minutes. Imagine then that you could grab a decent-sized container, throw in any number of the ingredients listed above (pre-chopped!), and stick that container in a sack alongside another smaller vessel for your dressing.

This is a quick and easy process. The office worker just ran out of excuses.

The Mix Work

Here’s where a little creativity comes into play.

If you’re not keen on any conventional salad mix, why not try and stir things up a bit?

The Blueberry Surprise

When it comes to protein, at least, opt for something light: chicken or tuna come to mind. Build that bottom layer of veggies as you like, but also throw some blueberries (as big a handful as you like, honestly) on top. For the dressing, use a splash of balsamic, but also bring half a lemon to squeeze like mad over the mix. The combo of blueberry and lemon is always a winner, and it helps too that the latter tastes fantastic over a bed of mixed greens. Olive oil is optional, but I tend to drizzle a bit over the top.

It Always Comes Back to Bacon

Balsamic and bacon, surprisingly, is one hell of a mix. Build your salad as you will, but then throw some bacon shards and slices of hard-boiled eggs on top. Add balsamic to the mix and relish in your newfound discovery: the tart sweetness of the vinegar meshes incredibly well with smoky, salty pork.

Keep the Doctor Away

If you’d like to experiment with adding fruit, why not try an apple? When you’re prepping your salad, take a few minutes to chop an apple into bite-sized pieces. Use olive oil for your dressing and add whatever seasonings you like (I go with salt, pepper, and various herbs) on top, and don’t be afraid to squeeze some lemon juice over the final product. You’ll notice that I like lemon. Try it, folks, and I’m willing to bet you will too.

The Taco Salad

Self-explanatory, sure, but still worth mentioning. If you have any seasoned ground beef on hand, and a microwave at work, you can easily construct a pretty tasty salad with a healthy dose of salsa on top. If you spring for the tongue-melting variety, as I do, you’ll find that you don’t even need cheese or sour cream — salsa provides plenty of flavor as is.

The Best Work

Eat. Enjoy.

The Brain Work

Notice a common theme in these mixes?

Vinegar plays a pretty important part, sure. Adding something like balsamic to your salad has effects beyond the delicious, too, in that vinegar (and other acids in general, like lemon juice) can help control the spike in blood glucose after the meal. Anecdotally, I’ve found that vinegar with my veggies improves digestion, but that might just be secret justification to keep eating Big Ass Salads.

The more important theme, though, is in variation. As the kid who grew up hating big bowls of greens, I’ve taken a sharp turn with my romantic affection – a change due, in no small part, to the mixes listed above. Salads, big or small, can serve a great way to add some veggies into your routine, and the abundance of options they offer mean even the most die-hard of meat-eaters can find room to work with.

But what about you?

What kind of salad do you like to make, and why? What ingredients are an absolute must for your mixes? Paleo folks far and wide enjoy an equally wide variety of salads, I bet, and I’d love for your to list them down below.

See you next week!

7 Comments

  1. Rishi says:

    Hey Matt,
    Again an excellent article! You and me seems to be going in similar streams – Primal/Paleo eating, bodyweight exercises, dabbling in minimalism.
    I’ve adopted many an ideas from Mark’s lifestyle. Big Ass Salad is something I’ve to delve into. So your article comes in a good time.
    I’ve one question. I’m a regular office routine. You suggested pre-mixing salad and taking to office. Wont adding all the stuff and vinegar, and not consuming it for 4-5 hours cause it to smell?

    Thanks again for all the good stuff you’re doing here! Keep these article coming.

    • Matt Madeiro says:

      Hey Rishi!

      You’re absolutely right — adding vinegar to the mix in the morning is a bad idea. :) But you can easily put the vinegar, oil, etc. into a small container to pack alongside your lunch and then just dump it over your salad whenever it’s time to eat. Easy to clean up, too!

      Just glad I can help. If you ever have any other questions, please don’t hesitate to reach out. :)

  2. Patriq says:

    Nice article Matt! Always nice to show people just how easy a nutricious paleo meal can be.
    A few items I usually have in my salads are:
    Avocado (soaks up that delicious dressing as well)
    Red kale (not sure if that’s the word you use in the states)
    Honey melon (delicious as long as there’s not too much)
    Strawberry (pairs nicely with bacon for sure!)
    Pumpkin seeds or sunflower seeds
    There are some suggestions. Usually I finish by sprinkling some flakes of sea salt on top, and chili flavoured olive oil.
    And now I’m hungry ..

  3. Liz says:

    Not sure if this is paleo or not but I love me some organic spinach, chopped gala apple, reduced fat feta cheese, sunflower seeds and some raspberry balsamic dressing. If I have some chicken on hand I’ll throw that in there too to add some protein.

  4. Karen says:

    Hey, you’ve done well to make salad sound sexy! Curious though, what is BPA? Something bad in plastic containers, I’m guessing.

  5. Mark Say says:

    Im with you on the balsamic, I go through a bottle a week! But blueberry and apple?! I’m yet to try this in a salad with meat, call me sceptical but it would be wrong to dismiss it without trying it. The blueberries that we’re going in my morning yoghurt are now going in the salad!

  6. Absie says:

    I am so lucky that my school has a fancy-schmancy big-ass salad bar thing. They make it for you, but you have tons of options.

    My favorite combination:

    - heaping piles of mixed greens and spinach
    - chicken breast or fish, depending on what looks good that day
    - goat cheese
    - walnuts and/or pecans
    - broccoli, carrots, asparagus, and whatever other vegetables they’ve got on hand
    - strawberry slices and apple chunks
    - olive oil

    I don’t much like dressing on salad… Olive oil is great though. This combination is fabulous. If the dried cranberries weren’t so absurdly sugary I’d probably add those too! Gah. I miss summer… when things like this are, you know, seasonal and a wee bit more ethical…